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The Ink

Three years, three parodies: the punster who over-thought everything, the editor who could not cut his own 25-page draft, and finally the one who held the fort, error-checking other people's work, absorbing the flak from other teams so his own did not have to, and refusing to abandon it in his final year. The last one is still the job description.

The Morkinstar Journals. 48 pieces of framed short fiction across 4 seasons, a galactic field reporter filing what he finds until he stops filing.

// the archive

Writing

10 pieces of short fiction, campus lore, satire and essays. Everything I wrote before I wrote code, first in a college magazine and then on a blog.

"The Loopdown" isn't a brand I made up. It's a short story I wrote for Excelsior '21, a week that refuses to end, 52 iterations of the same Wednesday. The hub, the repo and the series all still carry its name.

That hub is still running. The field notes, the series and the cast of personified bugs they star live in The Loopdown.

Books Before Bros

the origin blog

The original blog. Essays, campus lore and short fiction from before the code. Most of the pieces below were first published there, at booksbeforebros.wordpress.com.

Chronicles Of An NRE Kid

essay

Growing up between two worlds as a Non-Resident kid.

personal-essay1,966 words~9 min read

CTC: Cost To Company

short-fiction

A 2069 climate dystopia where salary is paid in days of drinkable water. Placement culture as speculative fiction.

2069 (written 2020)1,628 words~7 min read

Deadline

short-fiction

Death shows up in a skull t-shirt and hands you six months. A memento-mori meditation wearing a Deadpool costume.

20183,164 words~14 min read

Honest College Fests

humor

College fests, described honestly. The gap between the poster and the reality.

humor978 words~4 min read

It's A Doggone Life

essay

A dog's-eye life, and everything it teaches.

personal-essay1,371 words~6 min read

Pointer Games

short-fiction

A midnight call from a legendary dropout, a conspiracy in the exam schedule, and the boogeyman of MANIT.

campus-lore1,739 words~8 min read

Prophecy #201112003

short-fiction

A scholar number, a prophecy, and campus mythology.

campus-lore1,761 words~8 min read

The Legend Of K'öæluæ's Scales

short-fiction

A galactic field reporter transcribes why it snows on a frozen planet — a fire serpent, a water god, and the fisherwoman who talked one of them out of giving up.

20211,804 words~8 min read

The Loopdown

short-fiction

A week that refuses to end. 52 iterations of the same Wednesday — the namesake of this whole repo.

20201,973 words~9 min read

The Pun Force

humor

An origin myth for the pun, narrated by the punniest man alive. The building block of humor, weaponized.

humor627 words~3 min read
Excelsior, MANIT's institute magazine[ print · 2019–21 ]

Three years on the Editorial Board at NIT Bhopal. English Editor on the 2019 and 2020 editions, Joint Chief Editor on 2021. That last one was 128 pages shipped entirely remotely through the pandemic, and its cover story was the whole magazine: one frame story branching into three paths a reader chooses between. Hover a cover to open it.

Excelsior 2021 cover
Excelsior '21Joint Chief Editor ]
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Excelsior 2020 cover
Excelsior '20English Editor ]
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Excelsior 2019 cover
Excelsior '19English Editor ]
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Editorial Board, MANIT2018 - 2021 ]

English Editor → Joint Chief Editor

The institute's student media body, publishing Excelsior since 1963. Three editions on the board; Joint Chief Editor and Chief English Editor on the last one.

Drishtant2018 - 2021 ]

Online Content Secretary → Online Content Head

MANIT's oldest (and only) English literary society. Member since 2018. Ran the society's recruitment: 250+ students went through it. Wrote for Scribbled, the society blog. Helped run Illuminati 8.0, the Technosearch'18 fest event with 1500+ footfall from other colleges. Coordinated Ripple'20, MANIT's Literary Fest.

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frequently asked

What does he do at Dice.tech?

SDE-2, Android & Product Owner at Dice.tech (June 2023 - Present), platform owner of the app behind 50k+ monthly active users (22k+ daily, platform owner at Dice.tech). See the source.

What did he do to improve GPS accuracy?

Took GPS accuracy to 95%: up from 50%, by predictive dead reckoning. See the source.

How did he reduce production crashes?

80% crash reduction: Crashlytics + structured concurrency fixes. See the source.

How much of the app is Jetpack Compose?

~87% of the UI layer: 455k of 523k UI-layer LOC, verified screen by screen against the legacy XML. See the source.

Where did he study?

B.Tech, Computer Science & Engineering, NIT Bhopal (MANIT) (2017 - 2021). See the source.

What is the Neev Consulting role?

Consulting Engineer, Platform & AI at Neev Consulting (April 2026 - Present). Built the LLM assistant layer of an ERPNext/Frappe consulting ERP: business-context resolution, capability discovery, and an AI capability gate that defaults OFF with a test proving it. Models client to project to PO to milestone to GST invoice to payment end to end. See the source.

What is Doori?

Doori: Offline-first mileage, travel & expense tracker on one Kotlin codebase across Android, iOS, Wear OS, watchOS & Desktop. See the source.

What is Gaddi?

Gaddi: A Hinglish social-deduction bluffing game of power, satire & second chances. Gaddi ke liye kuch bhi karega. See the source.

What is PaymentsLab-KMP?

PaymentsLab-KMP: An Integration Lab for the Android payments ecosystem: every gateway behind one abstraction, with a live look at what actually happens on each transaction. See the source.

What is Candidai?

Candidai: A native, multiplatform AI career-intelligence engine, and the open-source project it's built on. See the source.

Does he write, outside of code?

Yes: The Loopdown, his field-notes writing hub, where the recurring bug characters are named after real production incidents. See the source.

What's he like to work with?

Answered by his own teammates, not by him: see the EB Profiles, one question per member, in their own words. See the source.

Is he available, and how do I reach him?

Open to remote (worldwide / India) and hybrid in Pune / Bengaluru. Email siddharthpandalai990@gmail.com. See the source.

What has he contributed outside employer work?

Shared Kotlin Multiplatform libraries used across his own apps, plus merged upstream pull requests on career-ops: see the repos and the running count. See the source.

Has anything he's built shipped for real?

Yes: see the Play Store shelf for the apps that are actually live and installable, not just source. See the source.

What can I try on this site besides reading it?

Every route on the site, as a tile you can open: 3D builds, labs and canvases, not screenshots. See the source.